Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

angry drunken skunk

When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too

I went to the pub last night and took this drunk chick how and gave her an angry drunken skunk.

by Talonghoul April 9, 2016

Ass end of a menstruating skunk

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

by skunker09 December 1, 2009

Throwing sticks and stones at a skunk

Engaging in sexual intercourse.

Those damn SPRI kids were out there throwing sticks and stones at a skunk!

by aggfdsgdsn July 31, 2007

New Jersey Pole Skunk

When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.

"That chick was so wasted she did a New Jersey Pole Skunk on my junk!"

by SrslyYouGuys October 23, 2009

skunk hard mother fucker

Someone possessing a level of giving zero fucks.

Hung out with Rick last night. That dude is one skunk hard mother fucker.

by RickHammer November 7, 2021