Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Shafty

Someone who is particularly of canadian descent and is a dick to people.

Ex.1

Frankie: Shut up shafty

Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!

Frankie: Go away shafty

Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis

Ex.2

Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada

Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.

by shaftysimmonds September 18, 2010

Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!

Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

shitty ass shit

a terrible predicament that is so bad that there is no positive way out.

"how in the hell did we get lost in the middle of the desert naked with no water and having to listen to justin bieber for 4 hours straight?"

"I don't know this is some shitty ass shit."

by P.V. treat 928 March 19, 2010

Shitty doo

From the latin word (shititous). The most foul smelling, looking, and tasting shit that one might ever see.
A shit that stands alone before all other shits.

Is my ass in so much pain because of that shitty doo or that hot night I had with Matt.

by Patrick December 9, 2004

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 10, 2008

shitty penis popper

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009