love seat

where a lady gets on their man lap and does a dance

"cmon hun, lets get into the love seat"

by Jewels the mad-lad June 27, 2019

back seat bitch

someone who is frequently fucked in uncomfortable and awkward places i.e. the backseat of a car

Tyler's mom is a back seat bitch, in fact last night i fucked her in the back of my geo metro. I had a charlie horse all week!

by analboy69x89 February 22, 2009

Back seat driver

Sex postion involving three men a women and a car. The woman sits reverse cowgirl on the first man in the middle backseat while giving handjobs too the other 2 guys that are in the driver and passenger seats.

Dude that chick is a total back seat driver, trust me i know from experience

by crackaty January 10, 2011

Middle Seat By The Toilet

An unseasoned traveler. Someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.

I had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin Middle Seat By The Toilet guy. He had no clue what he was doing!!

by Craig R November 13, 2004

picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.

"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"

by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010

meat seat

When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.

"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."

by Kenny Lingice June 14, 2007

Seat Cushion Hesitation

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.

Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.

by pandamonger September 21, 2009