rubber fucky

A condom.

I need a rubber fucky before we do this.

by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018

rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".

Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Rubber (person)

A shit ORG host with a tendency to be an idiot and act like they have a broom up their ass

Oh that cunt is a real rubber (person), fuck him mates

by Camusaysfahku December 10, 2018

Rubber Ducky

When you fuck a girl in the shower with a condom full of water and the squeaky sound reminds you of a rubber ducky from your childhood.

Yo dude, I rubber ducky'd Becky yesterday.

by EdnGrace December 22, 2018

rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used

When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"

by Hubababuba January 17, 2019

Rubber bullets

An alternate name for condoms.

“Daddy, Daddy, I found these rubber bullets on the sidewalk - can I use them,” said the six year old girl.

by RevengeofSPCGirls February 11, 2019

Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 4, 2019