Redneck Alarm clock

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.

He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.

Redneck Alarm clock by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009

redneck credit card 

A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.

"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."

redneck credit card by Franklin Lee June 19, 2006

redneck cologne 

bug spray

1. Get me the redneck cologne, these damn mosquitoes are eating me alive!

2. Let's pick up some redneck cologne and go camping.

redneck cologne by antibiotek June 6, 2010

redneck coffee 

Mountain Dew

Before I work on this VW I need my redneck coffee!

redneck coffee by ReyVW February 18, 2013

Redneck Retirement Plan

Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.

Alternately, into any kind of gambling.

Hopefully my Redneck Retirement Plan will pay off this week.

Redneck Retirement Plan by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009

Redneck Fondue 

n. A type of cooking that involves a bunch of rednecks around an outdoors deep fryer, trying to find things to deep fry. This act is usually accompanied by copious amounts of domestic beer and country music.

Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.

While camping at Rattler Ford during our traditional Redneck Fondue, we discovered that deep fried pound cake tastes like donuts

Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"

Redneck Fondue by swivet February 6, 2010

Redneck 69

One who preform this act, is licking his armpit (pretending it's a vagina) while he masturbates.

Daniel: John's 21 and has never had a girlfriend, poor guy.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.

Redneck 69 by duckfist June 15, 2011