ranch man

Ranch man is the one that takes all the ranch that bich
by Newtheboss April 04, 2021
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cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!
My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?
by Kbeaudry80 February 20, 2022
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Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication
We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey
by Furry peach December 08, 2018
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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
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ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
by PresidentMarena August 10, 2021
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girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch
by RogueSoul22 January 05, 2021
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girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch
by RogueSoul22 January 05, 2021
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