quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 29, 2009

Quarter Horse

A “Quarter Horse” is similar to a well propionate thick sister but more of a slender athletic build. Her body is flawless in every aspect…smooth soft skin, lovely face; hair is at right length for her body and looks good in what ever she has on!

Man ole gurl in that video is a quarter horse!

by PMinister July 14, 2006

Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.

Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.

by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011

Quarterthon

One quarter of one marathon. 6.575 miles. For those who can't run a marathon or half a marathon. A stepping stone type thing.

I've just started jogging. I'm training for my first quarterthon.

by cardiffpokerfan April 5, 2009

Quarter-Lease

This is a term used in a lease contract for the rental of a horse. The quarter lease, as opposed to the half or full lease, allows the leasee to ride the said horse two times per week. The cost ranges from around $100-$350 per month depending on where you live and how talented the horse is.

I was planning to quarter-lease the horse because I don't have time to ride him more than twice a week.

by ConfidentAndCompetent August 29, 2009

quartard

The French Canadian name for a person that's a mix between a queer (quar) and a retard (tard).

Also they love mayo.

Hey Beersenior, do you see that quartard over there ehhh?

by frenchcanadianho April 22, 2010

Quartagee

A spin off from the word Portagee, meaning one quarter portuguese.

Neil isn't a Portagee, he's only one quarter Portuguese. He's a Quartagee.

by Lil0rphanA55hole February 27, 2011