Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

Pud chugger

Dick sucker

"Jay is such a Pud chugger, guys naturally unzip as he walks by"

by Tw1ztidm1k3 August 21, 2022

Pudding cup

When a man cums in a woman's ass and then licks his own semen out of the gaping butthole like the inside of a pudding cup.

My boyfriend treats my ass like an empty pudding cup.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

Porno Pudding

(noun) An ancient Greek dessert, originating as early as 300 B.C. It usually contains a mixture of spit, semen, thyme, fecal matter, mint, and three pounds of all-purpose flour.

I made some porno pudding for Thanksgiving this year! I'm sure grandma will love it!

by Fwuntze June 4, 2015

pudding pussy

Swampy,sweaty pussy

It's so hot outside that she has pudding pussy

by Jdogg January 8, 2017

Pudding Pistol

The human anus, in the act of defecation.
The act of taking a shit

After that huge burrito at lunch, I may have to fire the pudding pistol before our 2 o’clock meeting

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Pudding Stick

Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."

Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.

by Tipsy Thoughts January 14, 2023