half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

by juncococococococo February 25, 2021

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

pressed

mattea

mattea (pressed) someone who blocks people because they cant handle the truth

by someoneyoudk December 24, 2018

Brantley County Press

When you stack cinderblocks to apply pressure where needed

John was struggling to fit all his trash into the can so he made a Brantley County Press ontop to help push things down

by BrantlianWarrior March 5, 2024

volleyball press

When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.

Man, this crazy Milf came from behind and volleyball pressed me!

by ElVerde76 December 4, 2018

Catch a press

Basically to have sex

I am going to catch a press with my friend's mother.

by Momia01 February 20, 2021

Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.

Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press

by Lisaann December 13, 2019