When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
by Ankido January 12, 2008
Get the I press recordmug. by Momia01 February 20, 2021
Get the Catch a pressmug. The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
Get the Scandinavian panini pressmug. A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
Get the Vampiric Chest Pressmug. A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.
“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
by BluePug May 27, 2022
Get the Penny Pressmug. by Robert S. Reeves March 9, 2021
Get the pressedmug. Hijacking someone's press is akin to reading a person's life story or an interesting fact about a person and then using it as a part of your life story, job experience, etc. It's really bothersome when the person doing the hijacking is really clueless about your experiences or what happened to you.
Some bosses hijack their employee's work and call it their own, but are hard-pressed to explain how they came about the solution or why they felt it was the best solution.
These acts aren't sincere forms of flattery. These people are counterfeits.
Some bosses hijack their employee's work and call it their own, but are hard-pressed to explain how they came about the solution or why they felt it was the best solution.
These acts aren't sincere forms of flattery. These people are counterfeits.
I read an article about Simon in the Wall Street Journal where he hijacked my press. He said he came up with this new microblogging site idea while he was driving home one day. Well, he certainly did because I left my journal explaining this new microblogging idea I came up with last month in his car while I was rushing to the airport.
by UD Noob September 19, 2010
Get the Hijacked My Pressmug.