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Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.
by S Poppy July 11, 2020
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Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
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press that part

This means doing a particular thing over and over again untill the desired result is out.
John had to press that part to make jane his wife.
I'm gonna press that part till i'm a star
by slymtee June 7, 2019
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pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.
Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020
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press a trip

The chick get busy with all the homies...she's a how so there's nothing to press a trip about.
by Thready_Kruller October 6, 2018
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Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.
We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?
by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022
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pressed ass bitch

A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯
Kayla your really being a pressed ass bitch because you keep texting and posting jaydas boyfriend
by Mindyours.com February 20, 2019
mugGet the pressed ass bitchmug.

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