Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Sheep Pope

an act of bdsm sex when you spank the person's ass and claim they've been naughty even though they've done nothing. Then you cum at the wall screaming "BIG BIG CUMGUS BIG CUMGUS" while your partner puts on a ball stretcher. you then go in doggystyle and watch pewdiepie and keanu chungus having sex whoelsome 100

me and my gf had Sheep Pope last night, it was ecstatic.

by thetechtoot October 27, 2020

Sammi pope

Someone who loves women who is from Africa. And has retardism

“ Sammi pope failed math”

by Dickieflaie566 September 7, 2023

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.

Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.

by Lil Soy Boi June 4, 2021

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018