I goon to pokemon
by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025
Get the Pokemonmug. The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle
Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.
Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)
Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.
Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)
by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023
Get the Pokemon Unitemug. A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.
Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021
Get the Pokemon GOmug. A man who only loves Pokemon and his boyfriend Bigfoot. A complete spazz, who wont stop screaming until he draws a picture and forces people to compliment it. They may greet you 5 times in an hour, asking the same questions over and over again. Also, claims to love anime, but they only like One Piece. They will prove a point just to disagree with that point completely. They love Disney Princesses, but really their favourite princess is Tiana. Best friends with Chedaloo because they both have anger in common.
A statement by Brick Pokemon: I hate you all u suck make up ur mind already. Go live in the rainbows with ur sexual buddies and have some fun times under the rainbow blankets so ya I'm gay and I'm proud honeys and I'm not going to the rainbows ! I hate the gays and the lesbians ! I love being gay it's soo fun u get to experience a whole new kind of sex that straight ppl don't get ! So gays can go to the rainbows ! I love gays
by Mondegreens September 19, 2012
Get the Brick Pokemonmug. Hey, I just finished my Lego Pokemon Game!
Cool, what Set was it?
It was the one with Charizard and Pikachu.
You're no longer my friend.
Cool, what Set was it?
It was the one with Charizard and Pikachu.
You're no longer my friend.
by Woomyism April 7, 2021
Get the Lego Pokemon Gamemug. A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other
ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT
by BOB>com November 29, 2018
Get the Pokemonmug. When an ex-Pokemon player , Plays just about any game or has to make life choises, While also getting the choice of picking something to begin with , But at the same time given an option to ditch that same pick at almost any given time.
Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).
Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).
Tim : "*Picks reksai, At the first carousel in team fight tactics*"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "
Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "
Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"
by MrHangetsu July 20, 2019
Get the Starter Pokemon complexmug.