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plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass
Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
by fishgaming June 29, 2023
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plaitis

The most best person you’ll ever meet. They are very kind but sometimes a bit dumb and goofy in a good way ❤️. They are a super alpha rizzler and very skibidi. They are very loyal to the point where they are sometimes aggressive and violent, and has super strong legs. They most likely play soccer. They are an unorganized person and has a messy room/workspace. Overall they are very kind and make amazing friends if you are ever friends with a plaitis be nice to them and appreciate their friendship because their the best❤️, and won’t ever leave you in the long game. They have slight anger issues and daydream about grabbing people by their ponytail and pushing her off a bridge. :)
Girl1: “Omg that girl is so nice and really good at soccer”

Girl2: “oh yea that’s definitely a plaitis”
by Sigma_rizzler_notbrainrot August 22, 2024
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Pratisthit

Pratisthit is a person with good heart and is very hard working,he is smart but acts silly to make others think that he is dumb so that he could put them in shock by achieving great heights,he is also very handsome and caring.
Hey Pratisthit you are very handsome
by Shaanzoe November 20, 2023
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platesexual

A person who is sexually attracted to plates
Tommy is platesexual
by Avid chair enthusiast December 3, 2023
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Palatism

When a person or a place does not offer menu items to suit every palate. I.e Vegans, Vegetarians, Pescatarian
This resturant doesnt have any vegan options. Thats palatism!
by Itscandysworld December 9, 2023
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platinum offence

by Eletrowiz January 25, 2024
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Platinumlocks

Goldilocks is just right. Platinumlocks is more than just right, to the point of being total delulu.

Used when referring to unreasonably rosy economic projections or crazy high stock prices.
Every time I see the S&P 500 hit new highs I think, wtf man, I can’t even afford groceries, why does the market keep pricing in platinumlocks growth
by Laptopmerc May 14, 2024
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