Cranberry Pancakes

When having intercourse a mans testicles get squished so badly they become flat and bloody therefor they look like “cranberry pancakes”

“my cranberries are now a pancake”

“last night was wild she made my cranberries turn into a pancake”
cranberry pancakes

by cranberrylover May 28, 2018

WI Pancakes

A very smart individual

"You know WI Pancakes? He claims vaping makes him intelligent"

by White Islip High School November 1, 2018

pancake bitch

A girl who has a very small butt, so flat that is referred to as a 'pancake'

Look at that pancake bitch wearing those leggings!

Those pancake bitches shouldn't be twerkin'. Seriously, what the fuck?

by JannetBlu February 16, 2014

Tommy Pancakes

Professional pancake man that works at Daddy-O's in Kingston, Ma. While residing at his mother's house (in a basement).

I went to Daddy-O's and Tommy Pancakes cooked me some mighty fine pancakes

by Dan September 29, 2004

pancake mix

An alternative way to win an argument besides using two camels in a tiny car

By Ray William Johnson

Pepsi is better!" "No, Coke is better!" "Pepsi! Pancake mix! You lost."

by Random =D June 24, 2010

Maximus Pancakus

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.

"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"

by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012

banana pancake

An oft ignored sexual position where the man lies on his back with the woman on top lying with her back on his chest. Hippies used to refer to this position as the stargazer.

I had an all-night sex marathon with this chick and we finished it up in the morning with a banana pancake.

by Sexytime Friend October 15, 2008