peterbeater

One who beats his peter, meat, dick, etc.

pete the peterbeater inspired the chant, "Pete Pete beats his meat"

by Team Volvo August 22, 2003

Peter7

An extension of the Peter Principle, where guys would rate girls who hooked up with them as 7, when in reality, those girls are really ugly. Reason for just 7 is that these guys, deep down, know that they can't get anything above a 7.

Dude, the girl that he found on yahoo personals isn't a double bagger! On a good day, she's at least a Peter7!

by Anita Bang July 25, 2007

Peter Wacker

A Dick

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper

by Porquenugget December 29, 2017

pulling a peter gibbons

Waking up one morning and deciding that going to work isn't going to happen and not caring about the consequences

Named after Ron Livingston's character, Peter Gibbons, in Office Space

I felt like sleeping in, so I'm pulling a Peter Gibbons.

by Krystal T January 1, 2006

peter

(n.)

The male sex appendage; penis
Often used in close proximity to the word "centimeter."

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, when referring to the size of his peter, said "I guarantee you there's no problem."

Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.

by jozer0 August 2, 2016

Peter parker

Dust

Peter Parker = dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Peter

Peters are typically the memelords. They'll be the ones sitting in the back of the class making dick jokes and teasing people. They're funny as hell but can also be complete jerks sometimes. Regardless, as long as you treat them nicely they'll be one of the most chill friends you've got.

Friend: "Yo, have you talked to Peter lately?"
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."

by Succ_a_peenie_69 November 16, 2018