A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
by Jesse May 25, 2004
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We drink and we pillage and we do what we please.
We get all that we want for free.
We'll kick your ass and rape your lass.
Somalian pirates we!
So with a yo ho ho.
And with a ye he he.
We take to the African sea.
We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls.
Somalian pirates we!
We left our homes and we left our mudders,
To go on a pillagin' spree.
We'll cut off your ears and break your toes
and make you drink our pee.
And if you sail into our waters,
You best hear this decree.
We'll take your boat, set your ass afloat
Somalian pirate we.
And with a yo ho ho.
And a tricky lahty do.
We'll shoot you in the face with glee.
Then we'll cut off your cock and feed it to a croc.
Somalian pirates we.
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please.
We get all that we want for free.
We'll kick your ass and rape your lass.
Somalian pirates we!
So with a yo ho ho.
And with a ye he he.
We take to the African sea.
We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls.
Somalian pirates we!
We left our homes and we left our mudders,
To go on a pillagin' spree.
We'll cut off your ears and break your toes
and make you drink our pee.
And if you sail into our waters,
You best hear this decree.
We'll take your boat, set your ass afloat
Somalian pirate we.
And with a yo ho ho.
And a tricky lahty do.
We'll shoot you in the face with glee.
Then we'll cut off your cock and feed it to a croc.
Somalian pirates we.
by ICallBS July 7, 2011
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A metaphorical reference to the entire workings of a gang. As gangs are generally groups of people involved in illegal activities designed to procure money and power, the term "ghetto pirate ship" refers to the entirety of the gang.
The term is often used by gang leaders who want to appear to be intelligent and have a grasp of literature or the outside world. By using the term, gang leaders inspire their "less worldly" troops by inciting imagery of swashbuckling bandits who scour the high seas for gold.
Due to the high level of violence and lack of dental care in the ghetto, many gang members wear eye patches and have gold teeth, which makes them similar to pirates in many ways.
The term is often used by gang leaders who want to appear to be intelligent and have a grasp of literature or the outside world. By using the term, gang leaders inspire their "less worldly" troops by inciting imagery of swashbuckling bandits who scour the high seas for gold.
Due to the high level of violence and lack of dental care in the ghetto, many gang members wear eye patches and have gold teeth, which makes them similar to pirates in many ways.
Enter Mambo (leader of the gang):
-Mambo appears before a group of gang members who are paying their final respects to their homie, Cheeto, who got fucked up by a crackhead robbing the liquor store-
I have gathered you all here today on this motherfucking somber occasion to pour a forty on the curb for our brothah in arms, Cheeto.
Everyone raise yo' forty. To Cheeto! He lived as he died - a member of our motherfucking ghetto pirate ship.
(cheers arise, the smell of fried chicken fills the air)
Now, let's lay this motherfucker to rest and have some BBQ. And Tre, keep yo' motherfucking filthy hands out of Cheeto's mouth. Those gold fillings are mine. You hear me, motherfucker?
-Mambo appears before a group of gang members who are paying their final respects to their homie, Cheeto, who got fucked up by a crackhead robbing the liquor store-
I have gathered you all here today on this motherfucking somber occasion to pour a forty on the curb for our brothah in arms, Cheeto.
Everyone raise yo' forty. To Cheeto! He lived as he died - a member of our motherfucking ghetto pirate ship.
(cheers arise, the smell of fried chicken fills the air)
Now, let's lay this motherfucker to rest and have some BBQ. And Tre, keep yo' motherfucking filthy hands out of Cheeto's mouth. Those gold fillings are mine. You hear me, motherfucker?
by pollup January 11, 2008
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a female that will basically get naked or screw anything with a heartbeat and needs constant attention primarily from random males. Dwells on whore island
generally has some sort of webcam or website that displays semi to fully nude pictures of themselves.
usually is always horny or willing to have sex for money.
tends to have low self esteem and is never usually the same person as pictured
see also; chickenhead
a female that will basically get naked or screw anything with a heartbeat and needs constant attention primarily from random males. Dwells on whore island
generally has some sort of webcam or website that displays semi to fully nude pictures of themselves.
usually is always horny or willing to have sex for money.
tends to have low self esteem and is never usually the same person as pictured
see also; chickenhead
by migeezie May 17, 2006
Get the pirate whore mug.(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.
by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009
Get the Dirty Pirate Hooker mug."Arse Pirate" is a witty combination of the words "arse" (rear end) and "pirate" (if you don't know, you're an idiot). The phrase is highly versatile and consequently you will find it appropriate the next time you witness a rimming, or an act of homosexual lovin'.
1. Where it simply means gay man - "That arse pirate sure is going for it"
2. By a child (v. rare) "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be an arse pirate"
2. By a child (v. rare) "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be an arse pirate"
by stranger December 20, 2004
Get the arse pirate mug.1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!
Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!
Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...
Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...
by Marsha/Betty October 14, 2006
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