Shmag Pipes

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.

Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.

by Johnnybot2000 July 16, 2008

pied piper

having a big dick.

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

by matt December 15, 2003

piper

sexy girl that smokes pot gets high and fucks her crush

piper is hot

by fhvskhfdb June 13, 2018

Paying the Piper

When some has anal sex and farts.

When I fucked that person in the ass, they were paying the piper!

by Hugh G. Rekshon February 3, 2009

Piper

Annoying person with a tendency toward radical mood-swings. Enjoys licking the dust off of dirty window blinds. Smells like mold.

Dude, if you ever see me with a piper, shoot me in the ear.

by Chopper'smom February 15, 2010

piper

One who has a significantly lower intelligence level than most. Common problems include inability to react or respond to clever jokes. See pea-brain

That was such a piper thing to do!
Only someone as piper as you wouldn't get it.
Don't be such a piper.

by misonimous March 29, 2009

pay the piper

If a man takes a skank out for a meal and spends alot of money on her. even if she doesnt find the man attractive, she will still have sex with him after the meal. With the hope he will spend money on her again. This is to pay the piper.

"i had to pay the piper last night coz he took me to that japanese resturant"

by Pete Kinner December 7, 2007