pilot

Overpaid cocky bus drivers of the sky. Very good button pushers, their favorite buttons are the autopilot,autoland, and autotakeoff.

"An airport! And where there's an airport there's pilots and where there's pilots there's booze" -Family Guy-

by ERAU Pilot February 8, 2005

PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

by Cory November 16, 2003

co pilot

Someone who tells you where you are, gives you directions

My friends nicname is co pilot

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

V-PILF

Acronym for 'Vice President I'd Like to Fuck'. In reference to the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Damn that Sarah Palin is HOT! She's a V-PILF!!

by Joe Fink October 21, 2008

PILF

Partner I'd Like to Fuck.

"Who were you dancing with then?"
"Oh, that's my partner."
"He's a pure PILF!"

by Bexibabes July 30, 2008

PILF

noun-Prince I'd Like to Fuck. A male member of any royal family (excluding the King) that you would like to have sex with.

Prince Harry is such a PILF. Fuck Kate is one lucky pleb!

by VonHaig May 22, 2011

PILF

Potato I'd Like to Fuck

Similar to MILF

OMG, Dylan is such a PILF, I wanna bake him and stuff him with cheese and bacon.

by PotatoBoy November 16, 2013