pecking

To play or "practice" on a drum while nobody else is playing. This is usually done at two extremes, very quiet or very loud. Also is usually done in public or while an instructor is talking. This "practice" is very annoying, and rude. Term is most frequently used among drumlines.

Josh, Stop pecking i'm trying to listen to the instructor.

by Kenny Sawyer April 21, 2008

parking nazi

A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.

The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.

by hatred February 4, 2004

Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

by Porkatron June 29, 2014

porking

A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money

So what do you guys want to do?

Let's go porking!

Alright, winner gets $100.

by FTT360 December 8, 2006

parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...

"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"

by Bill Booth March 14, 2005

peking duck

When taking a bath with your partner, dive under water and wrap your lips around their asshole. When they fart in your mouth, hurry up to the surface and blow it in their face.

Today I confronted Tom about the peking duck he gave me last week.

by Emmit May 17, 2006

Porking

to get a good dicking!

by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003