Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

Penguin gang

When you huddle around a person and kick them repeatedly like happy feet

Yo let’s go penguin gang this nibba

by Talon z. December 19, 2018

Penguin Walker

When someone sags their pants so much they they waddle like a penguin

I was waling down the hallway and the person in front of me was a penguin walker.

by botsswannachockolata December 17, 2010

Frosty Penguin

When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.

Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?

by Dicknanagins II January 6, 2019

Fcpl. Penguin

The Best Moderator on the Swiss001 Official discord server, and the leader of the penguin cult

Man, Fcpl. Penguin is a waddler.

by hismajestykingcharles July 27, 2020

mother penguin

mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.

balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry 🐧

blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn 🤠🖐
the stan twt community: 🤭🐳🥰😳✌️
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! 🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍

by thatblinkbarbie August 6, 2021