Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.

Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!

by NewDude12 May 5, 2021

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Penguin Walker

When someone sags their pants so much they they waddle like a penguin

I was waling down the hallway and the person in front of me was a penguin walker.

by botsswannachockolata December 17, 2010

Penguin gang

When you huddle around a person and kick them repeatedly like happy feet

Yo let’s go penguin gang this nibba

by Talon z. December 19, 2018

tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.

The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.

by remarketer May 12, 2011

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011