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Parachute Pants

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves
1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
by Windowless April 18, 2010
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paracetamoxyfrusebendroniomicin

A wonder drug used to cure the common cold and being struck by lightning
(from song of the same name) .....paracetamoxyfrusebendroniomicin, it can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning...
by Sam()() January 23, 2008
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Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"
by Jimmy D and the Nuggets December 24, 2007
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para

The biggest bagoon in the history of the Counter-Strike series.
Haha look at that lowskiller, what a Para!
by Para TM November 20, 2013
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retard parade

When a group of people (on foot or in cars) move very slowly in a straight line, either side by side or one in front of the other, holding you up in some way or another.
Dammit, I'm late for a foot appointment and I need to cross this intersection, but these three cars are on a retard parade so I have to wait until the red light!
by Andariel Halo April 7, 2010
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squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.
example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.
by wibbles11223 October 8, 2010
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puerto rican parade

when you throw garbage usually fast food out of the car window
"Hey john puerto rican parade that", or just "parade that"
by clarkstein January 14, 2008
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