Park Restroom

A place where homeless people go to bathe and male homosexuals go to touch butts.

I really had to blast a dookie, but my only option was a park restroom and I was not in the mood for a date.

by mistermedl October 21, 2010

Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009

park links

Dog poo.

It's time we picked up the park links.

by Yer mum! December 31, 2013

park barn

1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.

A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn

A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn

A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.

A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn

by ashleysbrain March 13, 2009

Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.

The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

park the tiger

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006

takoma park

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

by hottness January 12, 2004