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paddling

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.
Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?
by 9ma December 30, 2007
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Paddy

Paddy originated from the irish hills was found by jmoo and taken to the lowly town of sheringham in which he was greeted with gifts of gold frankinsence and cheese! he was to turn on the christmas lights but when he got on the stage he began masterbating and cam all over the croud!
Paddy now means
1) offensive slang for a gay person
2) a wank
3) a very small penis
1) Shut up you stupid paddy
2) hes just had a paddy in the loo
3) god hes got a paddy
by Niallb December 1, 2004
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Paddy Caking

Actively engaging in activities that are either extremely boring, or unimportant.
Person 1: "How come you weren’t at the kegger last night bro?"
Person 2: "I was Paddy Caking with my girlfriend. She made me go see the Time Traveler’s Wife"
by Robert Coon October 27, 2009
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Stat padder

Virat kohli is called stat padder.. because he accumulates runs by playing slowly even in t20s
by Cunning mabbu November 5, 2020
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Paddywhacked

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"
by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009
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Paddy

Short name for 'Patrick'
Nick name for kids from Belgium
Sometimes relates to kids with mental issues.
Person 1: Did you see that kid there? He's such a paddy.
Person 2: Yes, but that's not nice calling him a paddy because he has issues!
by PokemonNo July 31, 2016
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wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night
rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)
by pouip December 5, 2003
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