Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

Pudge Pudding

Pudge Pudding comes from a pug, named pudge. His shite looks like pudding. Does not smell or taste like it, I repeat, don't taste it.

A- pudge made more pudge pudding.

by BubbyxxBuBbY December 29, 2020

Pud popping

The act of beatin' one's meat. Jerkin it. Slappin the monkey around.

Kids these days are more interested in pud popping rather than their erector sets

by DAIMEY JONES June 2, 2011

Baby Pudding

baby pudding is semen

hey babe, would you like some of my baby pudding?

by Ted1590 May 10, 2018

Pinky Pudding

noun.

The sticky clump of earwax found on the tip of ones pinky after a particularly fruitful ear itching.

You're cousin, Zane, made me try his pinky pudding today after lunch.

by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

Pudding cup

When a man cums in a woman's ass and then licks his own semen out of the gaping butthole like the inside of a pudding cup.

My boyfriend treats my ass like an empty pudding cup.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

fist pudding

The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation

Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.

by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014