The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.
by JamesZ November 7, 2005
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Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions
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by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023
Get the Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on mug.Donald trump is ass at presidenting
by eggs_bacon_grits_and_SAUSAGE March 26, 2021
Get the Presidenting mug.Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the pince-nez president poser mug.The term for a president who is filled with hate and is hated by so many. This person is polarizing and exhausts almost everyone. It is only rational to give this nickname to this official.
Abby: "I was online and then I scrolled to..."
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"
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