Perfection

The true definition of perfection is Tarlia and Josh. Such amazing people like these two are only created every millenium. Therefore making it very rare to see a Tarlia or Josh outside of their natural habitat. If you are lucky enough to ever approach these perfect humans you might suffer from a strong heart attack leading you into hospital. Not many people can handle such perfection so it is wise to keep away.

"Omg have you seen that girl? She's perfection!"
"Her name must be Tarlia o:"

"How did she die?"
"She saw Josh and couldn't handle his perfection"

by Iamjesus February 21, 2013

medievil protection

when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom

"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."

by Mangorth June 7, 2007

perfection

Being amazing
Inspirational
Beautiful
In One Direction
Or Damon Fizzy
Or Ed Sheeran

One Direction is the definition of perfection.
Please, have you seen Damon Fizzy?
ED SHEERAN!

by FizzyBaby December 10, 2012

discouraged perfectionist

You think you are perfect. You may be ready to overindulge yourself in one way or another. You may be an ultra perfectionist and you get frustrated when things don’t go your way. You may become very impatient with, or intolerant of, people who don’t measure up to your standards. You may be very structured, with high expectations for yourself and others. You may agonize over the problems of others and want to move in, take over, and solve everything. You are afraid of losing others and will do anything to keep them in your life.

Dr. Kevin Leeman uses "discouraged perfectionist" in his book "The Birth Order Book"

by Jayfac July 4, 2008

protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources

The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....

by Josh August 29, 2004

perfiction

A false sense of one's own perfection

Joanne thought she was perfection personified, but as a scrag this was just self perfiction

by R Lindel June 18, 2007

loss prevention

Loss prevention are the retards who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb ass for shoplifting

their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life

girl: "Fuck dude i can't work at Macy's no more"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"

by christy monopoly February 22, 2009