Poo Eagle

Council estate version of shite hawk

That Jeremy's a proper poo eagle.

by Gary Gilmore October 10, 2018

Poo Boi

Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.

"I think Jason is a Poo Boi" "Hey Jason you're a sussy poo"

by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021

Poo Square

When small little african niggers play 4 square in african dirt because they coons. Instead of using handball they use poo and dirt. The poo can also be a lunch.

Little African Kid : Wanna play some poo square?
Big Afican Kid : Yea lets play and after we can have poo square for lunch.
Starving African Kid : I dibs first bite.

by Poo Square African Kid November 30, 2021

poo valve

the hole; including flap, rim and tunnel, through which mammals launch poo and related solid and gaseous matter.

an exit not an entrance

an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)

the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood

Dude 1: dude wats up? u look like crap.
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

Poo Pirate

A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates

"Man look at that poo pirate"

"Ur dads a poo pirate"

"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"

"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"

by Shush_rules November 23, 2006

poo-choo

Reference to the train Mr. Hankey rides on in a South Park episode. A cute little song accompanies his arrival on the poo-choo train:

Mr. Hankey: Poo-Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a -
Train Whistle: poo-choo
Mr. Hankey: - all the way and back!
Cartman: Poo-Choo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr. Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo-Choo Train.

Socailly, Poo-Choo used to express the arrival or existence of something bad or unfortunate.

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Mistress: Oh crap - your wife is pulling into the driveway!

Man: The poo-choo train has arrived.

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Co-Worker: Are you ready to leave for the team-building ropes course?
Man: All aboard the poo-choo train.

by Wetchman September 11, 2006

Poo-off

Found in office bathrooms, it's when at least two cubicles are occupied- but no one wants to shit first. The stalemate is only broken when a diversion noise has been created, eg. a hand drier or another toilet flushing.

GUY 1: Man, you missed the meeting!

GUY 2: Sorry, I was in the middle of a Poo-off.

by northern Queensland September 25, 2008