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Pipe Clamp

her ass was as tight as a pipe clamp
by dirtycracker77 April 1, 2009
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Lead Pipe

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).
Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".
by Clever-Shit February 1, 2017
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spic pipe

The exhaust system typically attached to rice cars. less to improve speed than it is to draw attention away from the owners tiny penis by making a ton of noise.
"I can't hear you, that guys spic pipe is way too loud"
by camhead December 30, 2006
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pipe and leave

This is a phrase commonly used amongst many people that have casual sex. pipe and leave is used for when you have sex with someone and just leave afterwards. Another term for casual sex.
Guy one: I don't really want a relationship.

Guy two: pipe and leave then son!
by Shortayy May 12, 2008
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Bag Pipe

This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe.
She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe!
Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow.
by CableBob October 22, 2008
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Pro-Pipe

Term Bungie has given for the new grenade launcher in soon to be released beta, and later new game, Halo: Reach.

ONLY CoD FAGS WOULD CALL IT NOOB-TUBE.
CoD Fag- STOP USING THAT NOOB-TUBE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Awesome person- That's Pro-Pipe to you motherfucka.
by Mboone April 21, 2010
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Dumpy Pipes

Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.

Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.

This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.

So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.

Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.

Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."

Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."

Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."

Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."

Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."

Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"

Person A: "Yes daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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