number 2 pencil

best pencil

"If you don't use a number 2 pencil then, you get a zero."

by 987654321-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 November 19, 2022

Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Throwing a pencil down a hallway

A Pencil in the hallway is when a man with a small to average sized penis engages in intercourse with a woman with a loose vagina.

"After she had her fifth kid, intercourse to her husband was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."

by Hentur March 20, 2014

Poo Pencil

When you have so much anal sex, that poo is forced up your dick-hole and comes out as a thin pencil shape next time you pee.

I had so much anal sex with Ashley last night I had a poo pencil this morning...

by uerhueuwbwu August 23, 2011

Sharp pencil

Another phrase for a massive faggot.

- OP was a sharp pencil today.

by CaptainObvious1 December 5, 2012

Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 8, 2010

missing your pencil

Missing your pencil is to be bitchy and pissy for no good reason.
Comes from the joke : You know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
May be used for both male and female

Sara: GOSH! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Marissa: whats your problem? missing your pencil?

Damn, Mr. A was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my notebook.

by Kenzzz July 25, 2008