Random shanks that hang out at the malvern Park, usually small town hotties that peaked in highschool. Also known as dairy Queen hoes when they wander over to the DQ parking lot. Will be typically found skankin around at the party trying to lure an unsuspecting Colfor employee because of their superior manliness.
Holy hell dave saw 5 Park honeys on his walk today! Boy I'd love to get me a park honey after I leave the west inn tonight!
by Forgemaster1 May 27, 2016
Get the Park honeymug. by emkohlo August 22, 2018
Get the ted parkmug. Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.
by SlickVik August 16, 2010
Get the Parking Vulturemug. 1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.
A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn
A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn
A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.
A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn
B: Park barn
A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn
A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.
A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn
by ashleysbrain March 13, 2009
Get the park barnmug. Columbus Park is a park located at the edge of New York City's chinatown. It consists of six basketball courts, a kiddy playground, and a grass field used for either football or soccer.
Old courts (has three courts) are the courts that were built from the start. Those who are more skilled in basketball tend to play here opposed to the new courts which is usually filled with basketball players who are not familiar with Columbus Park.
Columbus Park also has a section filled with picnic tables, but instead of picnics, it is cluttered with senior citizens playing chinese chess on a daily basis. In this area, you can smell cigarettes and old people.
Across the street from Columbus Park is the popular delicattesan, "Sam's". This deli is very popular because it is right across from the Old Courts and especially during the summer, the players tend to buy their drinks from this deli. The deli consists of five tables and chairs that accompany them. Sam's has a large variety of drinks and sandwiches.
Old courts (has three courts) are the courts that were built from the start. Those who are more skilled in basketball tend to play here opposed to the new courts which is usually filled with basketball players who are not familiar with Columbus Park.
Columbus Park also has a section filled with picnic tables, but instead of picnics, it is cluttered with senior citizens playing chinese chess on a daily basis. In this area, you can smell cigarettes and old people.
Across the street from Columbus Park is the popular delicattesan, "Sam's". This deli is very popular because it is right across from the Old Courts and especially during the summer, the players tend to buy their drinks from this deli. The deli consists of five tables and chairs that accompany them. Sam's has a large variety of drinks and sandwiches.
Basketball Player 1: Alright, we're finally at Columbus Park. So where do we play ball?
Basketball Player 2: What about these courts? They look nice!
Basketball Player 1: Sure, why not? They sure as hell look better than those old courts down there!
CTHOS
Basketball Player 2: What about these courts? They look nice!
Basketball Player 1: Sure, why not? They sure as hell look better than those old courts down there!
CTHOS
by CM35 August 22, 2009
Get the Columbus Parkmug. Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"
by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006
Get the park the tigermug. capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.
l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
by hottness January 12, 2004
Get the takoma parkmug.