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One thing led to another 

Used by lazy writers to fill in when they don't care to describe the situation.

"Adolf Hitler's application to art school was denied at the age of eight. One thing led to another, and the United States dropped two atomic bombs on Japan."

^ Great pamphlet, very informative ^

One of the Guys 

When you Hang out with a bunch of boys for a long time and in their eyes your like not a girl ur like their friend and they will never think that you are datable, and never be like 'wow shes hawt!' also be careful a lot of guyz saii this...
eww what u want me to date you?! your like a dude, dude!
One of the Guys by Sam R. March 31, 2005

One Short of A Six Pack 

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.
"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"
One Short of A Six Pack by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

One Pump 

When object a destroys object b in one swift motion.
Guy 1: What the fuck bro?!?

Guy 2: What happened man?
Guy 1: This no skin just one pumped me in Tilted Towers.
Guy 2: Bro that sucks.
One Pump by Stealthtaco August 2, 2018

One Clit Wonder 

When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:

A.he has bad hygeine

B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone

C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy

D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end

E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower

F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.
Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'

Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'

Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'
One Clit Wonder by 000TwistedFreak October 17, 2010

one inch pinch 

a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes
my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch
one inch pinch by YOURE MOM July 22, 2006