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Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.
Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018
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arctic race

A community of people who resemble animals of the arctic jungle.
Gary, aka white fang is the prime speciman and hero of the arctic race.
by Florberg March 28, 2007
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Ice Racing

A competitive race game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.
Friend: "Bro you wana go Ice Racing."

Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."

Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side

Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."
by Morgan the Man January 6, 2015
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race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...
by secretuser420 April 2, 2020
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racing bacon

The act of running from the Police. Can be on foot or in a car.
Stewart: Where's Jamal?

Lex: He got caught racing bacon
by Malicious_Activity November 28, 2016
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Bicycle race

1. A song from queen. Go watch the clip... its lovely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

2. When you fuck a fat bottom girl while listening to queen music.
Example for 1:
1: I love the song bicycle race, its lovely
2: Yeah, I like dat clip!

Example for 2:
1: Yooo why are you so fkkn tired dude?
2: I did a bicycle race on my gf last night!
by Dat_Boiii123 January 23, 2019
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penis racing

penis racing is an official racing team founded somewhere in ireland or something idk. anyways fuck off
penis racing team best racing team in the world
by SteinsSpar July 7, 2021
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