office sniper

a toxic sort of coworker who makes snide remarks to you in an effort to make you feel inadequate, usually out of jealousy.

the office sniper told the girl to watch herself with her boss when in reality, the boss really liked how the girl was performing.

by Spin Sycle May 16, 2006

Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.

Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."

by kinglimey August 19, 2008

office butt

when yo hiney get all flat like from vegatatin in yo rolley chair for too long.

pancake butt is the same as office butt

by kevin renee jones December 31, 2010

Officionardo

Somebody who does not completely lord it over all he surveys at the workplace or at a social gathering, but who would like to, he being a sort of “straw-boss” of officious ceremonies or, if not that exactly, something quite close to being so.

I do believe that you’re a bit of an officionardo. I’ve met your kind before, especially in the local Borough Council where you like to stamp every form in sight with a big red stamp and then shove it in the files somewhere, never to be see again.

by Zamboozee May 28, 2011

Office Pinata

When you are part of the lowly back office at work and always get shit on and picked on by your boss and managers to the point where you feel like you are just getting beaten like a pinata. And you are just so beaten down and shit on, you just sit there and take more.

Me: Wow did you just see Stacey get yelled at for miscalculating the algorithm by a decimal and then her boss said she had to work late and the weekend. On top of that he gave her Pedro's work who he fired and then began to tell her to get her shit done on her birthday or else.
Co Worker: Damn Stacey's a true and tried office Pinata. I think I'm gonna go try to hit her too for some work and see if I can beat it out of her so I can take the day off! Ha!

by NYC haters August 16, 2011

official craft

a roblox live streamer that streams on youtube. He has gathered over 5,000 subscribers from doing that. He is most famous for his dabbing during the live stream.

Hey official craft, can you mod me?

by JakeWeirdo June 13, 2018

OfficialAggro

One of the best teams on console in this popular game entitled as “fortnite”. They have been around way before they have been noticed by others. They are known as the “slowsensteam”.

Person 1: Damn how do OfficialAggro use slow sensitivity like that
Person 2: Finally they recruited that guy, he made like 8 videos in a WEEK for OfficialAggro

by vUncle November 22, 2018