couch bussy

similar to a normal bussy, a couch bussy is a lazy, alcohol addicted femboy that has doritos, redbull and xbox 360 controllers on stand by as well as a bussy that smells like tony hawk's panties from 2003.

Yo i just bust a fat nut in a couch bussy the other day and now my dick smells like doritos

by TheFreshPrinceofToronto August 13, 2021

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.

When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.

Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.

by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020

Couch gate

When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships

Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?

by ChestyLaRue13 October 1, 2022

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand

"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"

by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020

Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina

Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?

by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016