Fun Cum

-Fun Cum-

When a man ejaculates in his pants, also known as "jizzing", has an intense surge of hornyness after participating in a non-sexual activity.

(Fu(h)n) (Cu(h)m)

After that game of chess I believe i had a fun cum because of the intense strategy I put in to win.

by FunCUMmer May 27, 2009

fun size

Ironically enough, not fun.

Give me a king size Snickers any day. Now THAT's fun size.

by Zegeroth September 27, 2007

Fun Dip

When a man and a woman buy a lot of fundip and put it in a big cocaine looking pile. The woman gives the man a wet and sticky blowjob. After the blowjob the man sticks his dick in the fundip and the woman licks it all off and then you repeat until all the powder is gone.

Hey Cindy, why are you buying all this candy? Because Eric and I are going to do the Fun Dip.

by Mr.Platypus February 15, 2012

Fun Ban

a person who is bad at life

Gary: "Lets go out and have a wicked time"

Mike B (Fun Ban): "Nah... i need to wash my hair and eat pizza"

by Pig Ball Elite May 08, 2009

fun moocher

Someone you dont really like who comes to your house uninvited and eats your food and hangs out with you and your friends but doesn't add to the converstation or make jokes i.e. stealing fun from you and your homies

Matt: God, alex is such a fun moocher he just comes to your house for the xbox and food. Who even invited him
Jack: noone!

by Matt Santucci February 12, 2008

how fun

Depending on the inflection of your voice, or the actual event described, the slang term "How Fun" maintains two polar opposite meanings. The object of conversation may have been or will be really fun. If there is a hint of sarcasm in the voice or if the event is known to be generally dull, such as: I stayed at home all day and did laundry, "How Fun" would mean "bummer" or "how boring".

I went to Paris and then London to shop. How Fun!
I cleaned the garbage cans today. How fun.

by KurtVB September 16, 2015

fun steps

The shoes that scene kids wear. They get them for FIVE DOLLARS at Rite Aidz! Livin on da edge! You ain't scene if you don't have these.

RobotGunsGoVoip: I luhhzzz my fun steps!
XxFuneralxLovexxX: OMGZZZZ!!one11!!one!!.period. kthanx.
RobotGunsGoVoip: STFU!!!!!

by xXSc33n3Xx November 13, 2005