mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007

Jam on em

When you shart as you button your pants.

Yesterday Scott went full jam on em.

by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

tomato jam

another name for ketchup

These fries could use a little more tomato jam.

by Zak Hunt January 10, 2009

Knicker Jam

A natural condiment produced and controlled by the pituitary gland monthly.

Often located in the crotch gusset of a woman’s worn bloomers, this congealed delicacy can be easily mistaken for an edible breakfast spread

Mick: What’s this stuff I found in your knickers?

Susan: Michael!! Stop licking that! It’s my knicker jam!!!

by Anonymity February 15, 2020

fist jam

A rock climbing move whereby the climber places a clenched fist into a large crack in the rock and twists or slides their hand to jam it in the rock, allowing them to pull up on it.

Just follow that crack all the way up. You can get some good fist jams in near the top.

by pxr5 February 28, 2012

Making Jam

When you have sex with a girl on a heavy period.

Last night my girl was having a heavy period, so we were Making Jam.

by The Ünit August 19, 2021

pineapple jam

Semen specifically tailored for taste (post pineapple/banana consumption). I.e . "I no longer need dessert, he gave me his pineapple jam."

Yum, he gave me his pineapple jam so good.

by PineAppleJam February 10, 2015