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Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
by Dr Two April 19, 2010
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Friday Night

A person who you probably wouldn't date, but is attractive enough to hook up with as if you met them at a bar or club on a Friday night.
Girl 1: So, I see you have been hanging out with Chris a lot. Ya'll talking?

Girl 2: Oh naw, not like that. I wouldn't want to date him. Too much of a fuck boy. But, he's definitely a Friday night.
by kraft mac and cheese June 26, 2020
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Shit Night

Partaking in a night out inhabiting 2 Long Meadow Way. Resulting in a fucking abysmal night.
by Munktus August 17, 2020
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Night wizard

A term referring to people of the african american variety used to insult them
Hey dude your mom is ugly
Shut up ypu night wizard
by TIKTOKFOREVER October 29, 2019
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tub-night

When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.
dude 1: man I was piss drunk last night, glad I called a tub-night.

dude 2: you are a loser dude.
by Macmayn October 15, 2013
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night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.
We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.
by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017
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Night burrito

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
by Watahell September 29, 2018
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