Nelson

Nelson is one of those people that’s always horny around his friends, especially when he’s alone. He’s friends mess around a lot but he’s usually the odd man out. Nelson always abuses he’s smallest friend and always scared of he’s black friends. Nelson’s friends make fun of his acne because he has more of those than friends.

Nelson: I like Caitlyn
Small friend:Of course you do your a Nelson

by Iver6ers October 20, 2019

Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam

Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons

by Sam and nelson November 2, 2019

Nelson

huge penis

hey nelson, huge penis!!!!!!

by vinnyo_0 January 7, 2021

jealous nelson

A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).

Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!

by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021

Nelson

A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".

Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?

Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight

Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them

by SmellyTHAL February 18, 2021

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

Chloe Nelson

Sexy ass girl with sexy tits and a really nice ass. Super funny and really cute. Clingy, but adorable so it’s fine. If you get your hands on a Chloe Nelson, die. She’s mine😤😤

Woah that girl is hot as fuck!

Yeah, that’s Chloe Nelson, the hottest girl in the world!

by CommanderWeeb November 9, 2021