by lubedupmonkeyballsack May 21, 2025
Get the Nart mug.This is an actual Beach conversation with my 4 year old son.
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
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Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by TheGingerBreadMan June 3, 2025
Get the Narted mug.A person who is mistaken for a narcissist simply because they are deeply dedicated to their art, often working in solitude, obsessing over detail, or prioritizing creative expression over small talk and social norms.
“She spends days in the studio painting and barely talks to anyone—people call her a narcissist, but really she’s just a nartcissist.”
by cidliusmaximus June 4, 2025
Get the nartcissist mug.Narst is an shorter way of saying narcissist or narcissistic depending on the precise use of the word.
1. A theme song where the lyrics are his own name?, doesn't get much more narst than that!
2. That guy is such a narst.
2. That guy is such a narst.
by Zargothrax June 22, 2025
Get the Narst mug.**The Purple Evil Bart: Nart**
In the chaotic universe of Springfield, a new villain has emerged, one who is as colorful as he is malevolent. Meet **Nart**, a twisted and malevolent version of Bart Simpson, but with a distinctly purple hue that sets him apart from the norm. Nart is not just a threat to the town; his primary mission is to eliminate Homer and his family from existence.
In the chaotic universe of Springfield, a new villain has emerged, one who is as colorful as he is malevolent. Meet **Nart**, a twisted and malevolent version of Bart Simpson, but with a distinctly purple hue that sets him apart from the norm. Nart is not just a threat to the town; his primary mission is to eliminate Homer and his family from existence.
by therealcanada12 July 29, 2025
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Get the Narf mug.Any of a series of nymphomaniacal acts pertaining to the solicitation of sexual favors via gmail. Made popular in the Southern vineyards of France.
Dude my girlfriend keeps begging me to try a nasty naftel... But I just don't think I could look myself in the mirror if I did.
by AppalachiaBreak March 21, 2010
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