wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Vaughan Nelson

This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!

Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?

Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!

by Teddy201 April 3, 2022

Pulling a Nelson

Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.

Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

by Grunt116 April 18, 2022