Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.
Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."
by Dab Brill June 2, 2005
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Friend: Did you get to mustard today?
Friend of: Nope
Friend: Why?
Friend of: too many peoeple around
Friend of: Nope
Friend: Why?
Friend of: too many peoeple around
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Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.
This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).
The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).
The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.
A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!
B: Indubitably.
A: I need a beer.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.
A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!
B: Indubitably.
A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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by kajsa lecker May 7, 2009
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This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.
Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.
Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.
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