When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.
Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.
by Bros Gold January 7, 2016
Get the Mormon French Kissmug. The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.
by KStrawb January 11, 2016
Get the Mormon Go-gurtmug. Jane- "I got my first kiss today!"
Mary-"Really? How was it?"
Jane-"Well, it was only a Mormon kiss :("
Mary-"Really? How was it?"
Jane-"Well, it was only a Mormon kiss :("
by AmazingGirlfriend<3 December 28, 2011
Get the Mormon Kissmug. Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."
Person 1: You drunk yet?
Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water
Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water
by YoungSully January 2, 2010
Get the Mormon Piss Watermug. An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.
Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
Get the mormon home runmug. by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019
Get the mormon trampoline partymug. When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.
by Captain Moonman January 11, 2016
Get the Mormon Go-Gurtmug.