milk the bacon

to masturbate and/or ejaculate

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.

by Yu Wong March 15, 2008

Mega Milk

A meme and gif originating from the Hentai doujin entitled "Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History." The animated gif is of the main female character in this doujin. In the gif, she is moving her breasts.

"Every time when I drink milk, I will think of the gif, Mega Milk."

by Wiige&Wade Scumlords February 22, 2015

Meat Milk

Male Ejaculation; sperm

Yeah I drank meat milk as a baby cause i think i was allergic to breast milk...

by Balls Richter January 14, 2009

man milk

Another name for CUM or sperm

His man milk was all over her face

by gretta March 11, 2005

Sneeze milk

To ejaculate in any way, shape, or form.

Butters: You see Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis will sneeze milk inside the ladies tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man looses interest in the lady.

by Shadow9 March 4, 2007

Milk Junkie

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.

1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.

by MACHone Inc. September 4, 2005

homo milk

1.) Short for homogenized milk
2.) The semen from a homosexual

Richard Taylor: I drank some homo milk yesterday, a lot of homo milk, it was sooo good...
Nigel Taylor: You're lactose intolerant
Richard Taylor: I know, after the Royal jubliee I drank the cum of at least 45 men

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008