messhit

telling someone is shit

messi is messhit

by haizooooooooooooooooooo July 15, 2022

text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.

C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.

by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008

Cakey mess

When you shit, cum and piss in a blanket and wrap the female in it making her look like she is covered in cake mix

My girl was being bare cheeky so I decided to get kinky and I did a cakey mess

by Hintwat May 19, 2016

Messiah

Messiah is super handsome and is genuinely hot! His smile will light up the room and his presence will make everyone happier. He isn’t sure about Himself but everyone around him sees the most amazing guy ever. If you get to be with Messiah you’re extremely lucky and will find a best friend and the most amazing relationship of your life!

As Messiah began to laugh, my heart skipped a beat and I immediately felt happier.

by Trobdefs November 25, 2021

Awake Message

A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".

usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.

EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".

Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."

by blackpinky March 2, 2009

Leonel Messi

the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.

fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos

by Messithebest trust me November 12, 2018

Messick

The name of a loyal family full of intelligent and well rounded people who all are incredibly good looking and extremely successful

That family is full of great kids and are very successful. They must be like the Messick's

by Flash 45 March 18, 2009