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Air Conditioner Mechanic

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.
Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
by lenny xox king October 17, 2008
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mechanic hand

Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.
I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.
by Thommy94 December 14, 2006
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human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.
by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
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Mechanical rape

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .
Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
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macha

Feminine for macho. A though modern woman who cracks men's emotion like a peanut shell, uses them for her sexual pleasure, and dumps them, usually fast enough not to let them even try to become seductive or interesting.
Only the modern macha manages to give the declining male what he really deserves in a "romantic" relationship.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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Mechanicville

The smallest city in New York State.

This city is full of awesome people

You will never see another city quite like it.
Yo man, ever been to Mechanicville?
Yeah! It's awesome!!

Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.
by TheNigger January 19, 2013
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coping mechanics

imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time
"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"

"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"
by 1adycat September 27, 2013
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