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Malteser

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!
A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!
by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013
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Blue Lives Matter

A copycat organization of Black Lives Matter to promote respect for cops and if perhaps named completely different, would not be regarded as an eye roll for the Black Lives Matter movement, kinda like a copycat store from China. All this makes people wonder whether they actually care about police lives (they could have come sooner) or just out to make trouble. Rolling it out right after the Black Lives Matter movement was not only insulting, but a terrible PR move as with such copying of the original movement into what is now seen as an indirect movement against them does not make there position seem stronger, but a lot weaker. Likely, had it been named differently and came out way before the ORIGINAL BLM movement, maybe it would be a lot more popular. But given that did not happen, it is no surprise it's not taken seriously by many.
"We are sick of all this racial profiling/stereotyping! What's so hard to g- *rudely interrupted*
"YOU ARE ALL TERRORIST RIOTERS BECAUSE SOME RANDOM BLOGGER I FOLLOW SAID SO! IMMA CALL 911 ON ALL OF Y'ALL! BLUE LIVES MATTER!"
"What? We legit have data and studies to back us up. We are not against all police or anybody, we just want to defend out own liv-" *Gets rudely interrupted again*
"WELL, I GOT MY BLOGGER, MY FRIENDS, MY CHURCH, MY POLICE BUDDIES, AND EVERY NON BLACK FOLK I KNOW SAYING OTHERWISE! AND SINCE I BELIEVE I'M RIGHT, I LIKELY AM! PLUS LOOK AT THIS DATA FROM A CHRISTIAN RESEARCH CENTER I FOUND ON FACEBOOK! WE ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE! LOOK!"
"....Perhaps that has a sort of bias? I mean, our movement came first one, and two, we had our own website long before that I doubt you even bothered to look at. Also, our data is from university research as well as gov't-" *once again, rudely interrupted*
"YOU LIBERALS! YOU FOOLS YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME! YOU SHOULD HAVE RESPECT! AND NOT SHOUT OR INTERRUPT YOUR ELDER! 911! 911!!!!!"
"Can't we just love and accept e-" *you can already guess what happened. And good cause I quit as writer of this so enjoy the following from a new writer*

(Hi, I'm the new writer. The rest of this is a 2 hour ramble by the Blue LM dude basically saying the same points and though everyone walked away by now, his buddy the mirror is still there, backing him up and agreeing 100% every sentence)
by DethKnot July 1, 2018
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all lives matter

a phrase used to convey that everyones life matters, unfortunatly people think it is racist even though it contains all races
me: all lives matter!
idiot: YouRe A RAcIST BiGOt For CaRinG aBouT AlL PeOple INstEAD Of CariNG AboUT 1 sPecIfic MiNORitY GrOUp
by strange liberal November 17, 2020
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All Lives Matter

A phrase that came after Black Lives Matter. Not to take away anything from BLM. But to simply let whoever who uses BLM as something to support the killing of innocent cops and/or bully someone because they are a cop, know that two wrongs does not make a right and as we all support BLM let's not forget not everyone who wears blue is racist and against you. All Lives Matter have been misunderstood by many, but it is simply saying together we are better! Let's fix the issue with black lives and not treat cops how some may treat black lives. Together we will end inequality. All Lives Matter is not against BLM we are standing by you, so let us all do this together!
Person1: "Black Lives Matter! Fuck cops! They are all pigs! Let's kill cops!"

Person2: "Woah! I am all about fighting for black rights, but just like not every black person is a crimmal, not every cops is a 'pig'. No matter what career you are in or what the color of your skin is there are good and bad people. So please stop trying to divide us! Black Lives Matter and so does cops lives. Please don't misuse BLM. All Lives matter! And please don't think I'm trying to take the shine away from the issue going on here".

Person1: "All Lives Matter? You are racist!"

Person2:"You think killing innocent cops are okay? I don't! Some think killing someone cause they are black is ok. I don't. I am not against you! I am against anyone that thinks killing innocent people is ok. All Lives Matter!"
by The truth for real October 23, 2020
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red matter

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?

2: no

1: why?

2: because she was on her period.

1: why don't you give her some red matter.

2: whats that?

1: It's where you....

2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012
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mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009
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dark matter

the most powerful spell of Chrono Trigger's Magus.
Dark Matter can cause a ton of destruction to your enemies...use it wisely!
by Magus January 27, 2005
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