Matt Night

Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!

Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...

by BLUERAINE March 17, 2020

Matt Holt

Fictional character from Netflix’s Voltron: Legendary Defender.
Brother of Pidge (Katie Holt).
Meme god and great boyfriend material who made a terrible decision about his haircut.

His ponytail will be missed.

I adore Matt Holt. Back off hoes, he’s mine and mine only.

by em000ly December 22, 2018

Matt Blanco

The definition of perfect. Matt is funny and cute. Has dark brown eyes. He has a humorous cock with amazing kissing skills. Matt is the perfect boyfriend. Matt’s usually like blondes.

Matt Blanco is hot as fuck!

by 321BWko777 May 14, 2022

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

Matt Luxner

The "Matt Luxner" is the act of felching another mans cream pie from a womans anus, saving it in his mouth, then redepositing it in her vagina where it will wait until the move know as the "Rocket Man" is performed however this move is not complete until the felching man has sucked the vagina dry of all the fizzing juices that are a direct result of the "Rocket Man" having been combined with the previously felched cream pie.

I was going to "Matt Luxner" that bitch but I ran out of pop rocks so I just sucked her dry with a silly straw!

by Mr CRJ August 30, 2011

matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014

Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster

1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)

by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009