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bear market things

The open decline of mental health across participants in a financial market that is trending down.

Characterised by greasy, half naked men seductively dancing in an underground car park.
"Did you see Gabriel Haines twerking? I gagged."

"Yeah man, just bear market things."
by NOTsneak June 7, 2022
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Black Market Beef

When you have serious issues with another person, but they have no idea; carrying on leading a life of blissful ignorance.
“Did you hear what Kyle said earlier? I’ve got real Black Market Beef with that guy. Wish I had the balls to tell him, but he’d probably kick my ass.”
by KayBlue92 July 29, 2022
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farmers market boy

A term used to describe a boy who has a "fresh" or "clean" kind of look that you just can't help but point to and call them attractive!
"Dam, he's a total farmers market boy. Crud nuggets I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO HIM"
by fartpoopdutycaca May 9, 2023
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Walton Hyphen Market

Another term for Wal-Mart, used by those who detest it. The term Walton Hyphen Market has six letters in each word, thus forming the Mark of the Beast, 666. This is quite amusing to those who equate The Wal-Mart Corporation to Satan.
Chad: We should protest and get that new Walton Hyphen Market closed down.

Eric: Let's make picket signs, all we need is some cardboard, markers and boards... Hell, we can probably get all that at Wal-Mart and save some time.

Chad: Yeah, then later we can rip-off jokes from Seth MacFarlen and post them on teh interwebz.
by CraigChrist January 17, 2010
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Wiping a brown marker

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.
by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017
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Spoil my market

When someones availability as a partner is significantly compromised due to the apparent involvement with a somebody else.

Market spoiling is not exclusive to those in relationships.
Guy 1: Ayy you posting your girl on the gram?
Guy 2: Naaah, don't want her to spoil my market.

Spoil my market = (ruin the probability of other females sliding in his DMs)
by badgalmg June 11, 2018
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Top'the'market

Adj, person usually found hovering about the top of Norwich market. Subject of intensive inbreeding. Usually complaining about delayed tax credit payments.
What's John's new bird like? Seemed a bit top'the'market to me.
by ilgaragista October 20, 2018
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