fatty patty mayonnaise

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty

shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

by dee block March 10, 2008

Manpon

A tampon for men that goes into the anus to absorb the sweat.

Dont play basketball with out a manpon

by bigdx September 6, 2003

batty mayonnaise

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean

"Bway dat sum good batty mayonaisse!!"

by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005

marylin manson

A wannabe who thinks he does good music; whilst doing pure crap based on 3 chords and some electronic sounds done with comp programs. He thinks he is evil and his image is copied from late-80's scandinavian metal bands.

Ben: "OMFG. Marylin Manson is surely evil!! I shall listen to his crap to be popular and evil, too."

Zakk Wylde: "Get a fucking musical taste, n00b."

Necrobutcher, from Norwegian band "Mayhem": "Get a fucking evil-ness, n00b."

Aged Christian zealot: "Get a fucking life, n00b."

by Trickman September 18, 2006

marliyn manson

I find it hilarious when people say MARILYN MANSON IS GOD!! If they were true Manson fans, they would know that he opposes the idea of god and organized religion. Nonetheless, he is one of the sexiest people ever - best musician too. Oh, and he IS a reverend of satanism, but, for those of you who are too busy sticking your heads in your asses, that does NOT mean that he worships satan. That's NOT what satanism is about. Marilyn Manson IS a goth - goths arent the stereotypical antisocialites, goth is a frame of mind... Marilyn Manson cannot be defined, he simply IS, so go fuck yourselves.

By posting your misguided definitions of Marilyn Manson, you are doing exactly what he wants you to do, and he is proving that you too are sheep... just like the goddamn christians.

by danielle September 29, 2004

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015